The 'Dear John' letter

Dear John,

I'm sure that you are now reassured that I haven't been kidnapped in Saudi Arabia and I'm very much alive. My belated new years resolution is that i'm going to be a bit more regular with my posts on the blog. I promise, and i'd just like to take this time to say hello to all in the Revenue Commisioners office. You'll never catch up with me, Mairead.

Your local Arab,

Derek.